blowtorching 

having a chick bend over and light her fart in your face.

doctor- please explain how you have burns on your face and she has burns on her ass.
we were blowtorching last night.

blowtorching by bruddahman September 15, 2010

Blowporching 

When you suck your porch's Dick.

"DUDE, you won't believe me when i tell you that this morning i have been blowporching all the time!"
"Daniel you Need to see a therapist"

Blowporching by Palonseo April 11, 2022