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Blando Calrissian
Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”
Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?
Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Blando Calrissian by yrkh8tr May 26, 2010
bandom
The fandom for a band or musical artist. Most typically, bands in the Emo Trinity (Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and My Chemical Romance)but can include any other band too. Usually people in the Bandom ship band members and write fanfic.
bandom by Totally Not Anna August 23, 2017
Bandomynology
1. The academic investigation into the origin of the names of adopted for professional purposes by musical performers.
2. Where bands get their names.
A word conceived for an episode of the radio show "The Ongoing History of New Music" called "Naming Your Band" which was originally aired on April 8, 2007. It was imagined by the host of the show, Alan Cross with help from Dr. Sheila Embleton, professor of linguistics and Marc Hershon a successful branding expert responsible for the now household names "Blackberry" and "Swiffer".
2. Where bands get their names.
A word conceived for an episode of the radio show "The Ongoing History of New Music" called "Naming Your Band" which was originally aired on April 8, 2007. It was imagined by the host of the show, Alan Cross with help from Dr. Sheila Embleton, professor of linguistics and Marc Hershon a successful branding expert responsible for the now household names "Blackberry" and "Swiffer".
The bandomynology of "The White Stripes" involves a story about the correlation of Jack and Megs' last name (White), and the simple coloured pattern (red and white stripes) on one of Megs' favourite candies, mints.
Bandomynology by TriDawgn January 26, 2011
bandom
The band fandom. Most commonly used when referring to the slash-friendly fandom of "emo" bands, including decaydance bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, The Academy Is... etc.