twitterosexual
I am twitterosexual
twitterosexual by Vineeth_pulari September 11, 2010
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"Bro have you heard?"
"About what?
"Someone on twitter decided to make a twittersexual flag."
"...Are you fucking serious?"
"About what?
"Someone on twitter decided to make a twittersexual flag."
"...Are you fucking serious?"
twittersexual by jtdubs June 17, 2022
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Twittersexual
when a person pretends to find a conventionally unattractive or downright ugly person or character hot and finds objectively attractive ones ugly or boring to seem more different, gain social brownie points, or purely for attention.
They may also more often than not neg others for not finding an ugly person or character attractive for better results.
They may also more often than not neg others for not finding an ugly person or character attractive for better results.
Some Guy: wow, Seiko from Dandadan is pretty cute
Twittersexual: erm, where's the wrinkles, flabby skin and 300lb of fat with strech marks and body hair all over????
Some Guy: idk thats not my thing dude
Twittersexual: All you guys ever like is boring ass pretty petite anime characters that look nice and generic, unlike me! i like fat hairy musty geriatric hoes!!!
Twittersexual: erm, where's the wrinkles, flabby skin and 300lb of fat with strech marks and body hair all over????
Some Guy: idk thats not my thing dude
Twittersexual: All you guys ever like is boring ass pretty petite anime characters that look nice and generic, unlike me! i like fat hairy musty geriatric hoes!!!
Twittersexual by wowytt July 5, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable