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mick dick 

A short penis. Particularly, a short penis of an Irish man or of Irish descent.

NOTE: Not all Irish men have short penises but some describe themselves as having "mick dicks."
Sheila did not want to sleep with Ryan because he had a mick dick-- it was too short to give her pleasure.
mick dick by Sarula July 31, 2004

Big Dick Mick 

An urban legend of a 7 foot man with a massive dick
Big Dick Mick by nos999 April 9, 2017

big dick mick 

when you face plant every time you get a boner because your feet can't touch the ground!
i tried to get up but i kept big dick micking it, so i had to wait till my boner went away!
big dick mick by adski91 June 24, 2021

DICK LICKIN MICK 

THIS IS USED AS A GAY SLUR.
THAT FUCKER IS A DICK LICKIN MICK.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026