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get turtle 

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.
While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.
get turtle by Padge1982 September 7, 2010
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