Chrijism

Chrijism (Chri-Jizz-um)

A religion that is founded upon the dislike of physical activity, work, or any actual effort in any field. In which every day is a religious holiday including Abalabonica and Rotomoflailgica. It is believed in this religion that in 19234 b.c Humanity was created by a form a man named Dr.Blaaagh and since that day, he has been minding humanity, and occasionally creating natural disasters just to spice things up.

Johnothan: Hey man, how come you never do ANYTHING?

Billy Bob: Coz' Im a Chrijismist/Chrijislamic/Chrijismalite/

Chrijism (you know you want to)

Chrijism by Chrijislamic (And proud of it) August 25, 2010

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Chrisism

A verbal thought or question spewed forth without any thought given to it.

He ordered the "make your own pasta" and then handed the menu back to the waitress without picking a pasta or a sauce. What a Chrisism!

Chrisism by Joe P. Murphlash December 28, 2008

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Chrisism

Drunk post, inserted into any thread usually having nothing to do with the context of the post. Usually raunchy or irritating.

Josh had a couple too many last night and used chrisism to annoy half of the board.

Chrisism by SmasherAZ January 23, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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