Robot Unicorn

A current internet sensation that has swept the world, a brilliant conglomeration of colours, explosions and tacky 90's pop has been combined to create possibly the greatest accomplishment of mankind.

All other achievements and feats should be considered redundant under the awe of robot unicorn.

34 BC: The lord blessed the world with Jesus
2010 AD: The lord blessed the world with a far superior gift, Robot Unicorn

Joe: Hey man you finished that graduates essay?

Bob: Nah fuck that dude I was seshing it on robot unicorn

Robot Unicorn by big_bird69 August 24, 2010

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Robot Unicorn Attack

The awesomest and one of the most addicting games (also slightly effeminate) ever!! You will enjoy running through the purple fields and flying through the air leaving magic rainbow trails, all the while smashing through stars to chase your dreams! And it has a pretty damn good song.

Jim: Why didn't you call me last night?
Frank: Sorry i was to busy chasing my dreams in Robot Unicorn Attack!

Robot Unicorn Attack by mister muggles March 1, 2010

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robot unicorn attack

the definition of FUN. chase your dreams of gliding with dolphins as a robot unicorn that jumps with rainbows and smashes through stars while listening to a very catchy tune that is as hilarious and addictive as the game. after hours of non-top playing you will find yourself singing "open your eyes and see, that your eyes are open"

status update:
reached 100,000 on robot unicorn attack today after 3 hours of game play
comment:

bet you cant beat 123,000 bitch. I chase my dreams better than you on my iphone now

robot unicorn attack by nasthia861 July 8, 2010

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Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)

Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)

The strategy of chatting your friends on facebook in the hopes of making them lose control of their unicorn on Robot Unicorn Attack and getting a less than desirable score for one of their rounds.

One person, "Hey you suck at Robot Unicorn Attack"
Addict to Robot Unicorn Attack "NO ITS NOT MY FAULT HE USED Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD) AGAINST ME!!!!!!"

Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD) by Chazzaroni December 20, 2010

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robotunicornattackstination

When you procrastination by playing the super awesome amazing game "Robot Unicorn Attack"

Guy 1: "Dude have you done that huge project yet?

Guy 2: "Nah... Robotunicornattackstination has gotten the best of me..."

robotunicornattackstination by S-Dizzle For-Izzle December 11, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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