Spackle Bandit
The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.
Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.
Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
Spackle Bandit by Blind Clown August 13, 2010
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