hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

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fat hat

the roll of fat that rests on your head when you blow a fat guy

I love getting a fat hat, even if it means I have to wear a neck brace and stop riding roller coasters

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A fat guy hat is your standard "go to hell" hat, but loses its hellish meaning when worn by morbidly obese individuals.

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