hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

by taylorhawkins August 11, 2010

fat hat

the roll of fat that rests on your head when you blow a fat guy

I love getting a fat hat, even if it means I have to wear a neck brace and stop riding roller coasters

by Sally Popkorn April 15, 2008