Sloob 

The term sloob comes from a combination of the words Slut and Noob. A sloob is typically a female that is unattractive and/or an inexperienced alcohol consumer, leading to overtly drunken behavior. Sloobs represent the lowest class of college slutty girl. Antonym: Honey

"Yo man, I was so wasted last night, I slayed that sloob that walked into my basement."
"Gross bro."

Sloob by JBAMA April 11, 2010

Sloob 

Sloob (slüb): n. Nick Burris and Linda Thach's friendship; A relationship based on loyalty, trust, jokes and laughs, lots and lots of laughs and jokes. Shared between you and your best friend. Sloob is used because there is no word in the world to describe how worthy the friendship is. When experiencing sloob, you and your best friend must become each other's 'everything' buddy; Laughing buddies, chuckling buddies, anger buddies, venting buddies, giggling buddies, etc. Sloob will one day make its way into historical textbooks. The word means you and your companion must share everything, which also means you guys share telepathy. Sloob is limitless, full of surprises, and the answer to every damn question out there. You never question the word. Ever. If you do, sloob does not exist to you and you don't quite understand the meaning just yet. You know you've finally achieve sloob with your best friend when you both are capable of doing everything. The bird is no longer the word, sloob is now the word. Sloob comes from an Asian root word. There is nothing greater than sloob. Sloob > Everything. Sloob = Magic.

If I were to have sloob with my best friend, my life would be complete.

Sloob by AyeYoGurl August 11, 2010

sloob 

A slang word referring to a girl. Its precise meaning is determined by the context, the tone, or modifying words that precedes it.

You're such a sloob!

sloob by surferbiker October 20, 2006

sloob 

When a girl is giving a sloopy blow job so you jizz in her eye

My Gf was bad last night so i gave her a sloob

sloob by blaa May 17, 2006

Sloob 

Another word for bitch, but a nicer was of saying it

Amie is such a sloob

Sloob by Gingerbreadlady_ February 2, 2017

sloob 

The act of sliding too far than desired/originally intended

guy 1: aw man i sloobed
guy 2: we would've won if you didn't sloob

sloob by c9wg December 15, 2022

sloob 

In an MMO refers to a noob who attempts to use their female character to make male characters do something for them.

More often than not the "female" is actually a guy who has failed at life, now hoping to get somewhere by being a slut in game.

sloobs often offer sexual services for in game items, even though it is clearly impossible to have sex with someone as a virtual character.

Female Character: Your so hot
Male Character: Ok....
Female Character: Could you give me some money and ill go out with you?
Male Character: Your a filthy Sloob!

sloob by the zar January 4, 2009