Dick Typing 

A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".

Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?

Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.

Dick Typing by p1st0r August 10, 2010

dick typing 

When you have a boner (also called boner typing), you type with your dick on the keyboard.

IM Buddy with Boner: hrt i, dkc typjng

IM Buddy: WTF???

IM Buddy with Boner (now using hands): I was dick typing. look it up on Urban Dictionary

dick typing by twinet November 6, 2009

dick tying 

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.

"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"

dick tying by Jliff June 13, 2017

Tying up Loose Dick 

When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with

I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college

Tying up Loose Dick by ChevHonda December 9, 2018