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Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

The mental illness in which you cannot play games that don't have constant gameplay or excitement, without getting bored.
"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."

Gamer Brain 

What happens when one spends the majority of their time playing video games and posting on gaming forums. This usually results in oversimplifying every argument one hears that is against their preconcieved notions, and resorting to very emotional black and white style rebuttals.
Person A: I don't think the new Resident Evil games are as good as the classics, but they're definitely fun.
Person B: YOU JUST LIKE ARCHAIC GAME DESIGN, ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS NOSTALGIA.

Person A: Dude, you have gamer brain.
Gamer Brain by ILikeChunLi January 25, 2011

Goopy Goblin Gamer brain

A video game player who need constant stimulus through either fast rewarding gameplay or multiplayer interactions to keep himself out of boredom. Often limiting themselve to the very few titles they know and like.
-Random player: Dude have you ever played this game ?! The story is amazing, the artstyle is georgeous and the soundtrack alone almost made me cry.

-Goopy goblin Gamer brain: Meh, i killed some kids on Call of duty yesterday...

-Random player: Yes, yes i know...

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.
"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase

gamer booty brain

Gamer Booty Brain is when a man has a gamer booty (a sweaty ass) in his brain, meaning his overall IQ is lowered to about 50. To find out if someone has gamer booty brain, say to them they have it. If he does not understand, he has a gamer booty brain
Benjamin is so dumb, he's go a gamer booty brain for sure
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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