Soldering Iron 

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

Soldering Iron by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005

Soldering Iron 

A tool used for soldering circuits and for stabbing people in the face, particularly by Christopher Walken

Wha-shoo-say? You're talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone...you do it again and i'll stab in the face with a soldering iron!

Soldering Iron by theblurfromjoisy July 28, 2010