Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
by Clayton Sullivan February 16, 2004
Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.
by MtnDewGuy March 3, 2013