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Tactical Reload 

Can be applied to any food or drink, however, is more commonly used with beer and/or cigarrettes.

Beer (or any Drink):When a person has one sip of a beer left in the bottle or can, and they open their next beer in an effort to flawlessly move from one almost empty beer to their next full beer. Can be repeated many times.

Cigarettes (or any smokeable object): When an individual takes the last drag of their cigarette, puts a new cigarette in their mouth, and lights the new cigarette with the old cigarette.

(Comes from the military term which refers to ejecting the magazine from your rifle/pistol/etc. while you still have one round in the chamber, and inserting a new full magazine, therefore enabling the shooter to continue shooting without having to re-charge their weapon.)
Quincy: Hey there Mike, why did you just open another beer?

Mike: Well I only have a few sips left in this one.

Quincy: So you're just going to move from one beer to the next?

Mike: I'm using a Tactical Reload!

Quincy: You just blew my mind.
Tactical Reload by Miketerrell July 14, 2010

tactical reload 

1. The act of successfully reloading one's firearm while under stress, i.e. life-threatening situations.
2. Getting another beer.
3. Loading a bowl of good chronic while bouncing around in a 4x4 vehicle unrestrained on an old logging road.
4. Putting on another condom after losing the one you were wearing.
5. Cheating with her sister.
No shit there I was...bear comin at me at thirty yards...missed my first nine shots, but did a tactical reload...and here I am.
tactical reload by scbane December 24, 2010

Tactical Reload 

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"
"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"
Tactical Reload by Dooctor September 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026