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Colac Carjacking 

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019

Carricking 

Promoting New South Wales in Australia above all other states in a condescending manner
With these relief grants no other state got, the PM is carricking like never before
Carricking by AceChihuahua July 7, 2021

carjacking 

Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle
Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
carjacking by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010

carjacking 

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!
carjacking by mapatric March 18, 2007

Cricking 

A back or neck pain leading to a spaz
Man that chair was cricking me!
Cricking by KDGirl February 11, 2009

Carlocking 

The act of repeatedly sending someone a Facebook friend request and immediately canceling it so that the other user receives a notification of the request but can no longer respond to it.
I've been carlocking Steve Kaplan for a few days now and he thinks that Facebook is broken.
Carlocking by drankpee November 5, 2014