Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"

Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

Face Pounds by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010

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face pounding

SKYPE or FaceTimeing while completing the act of self-pleasure. i.e. Fingerbanging

My boyfriend just caught me face pounding his best friend...'s girlfriend.

I was face pounding my boyfriend last night while he was out of town.

face pounding by Lil' Bitski January 28, 2016

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Face Pounds • face pounding • Pound Face • Face • face time • face rape • face plant • face fuck • Face Off • face card

Pound Face

v. to drink heavily. Usually until ones face becomes physically detatched from the skull. There are different degrees of face poundage. It varies from slightly red to bruised all the way to completely and utterly pounded. As a matter of fact, if you are excessively drunk it is possible to have lost your face.

"I'm going to pound face before the game tonight." "So, we pounding face tonight or what?" "Dude, my face is so pounded right now." "OH SHIT, WHERE IS MY FACE?!" "Nah, my face is only slightly bruised at the moment, I'm only six deep."

Pound Face by jeff cortez November 3, 2005

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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