People who are from Texas who are obnoxiously snooty about how their state is the biggest & the best. The football is better. The barbeque is better. Everything is better. They are elitist about their state to the point where it's borderline racism.
Jordan: Man, I swear I love me my Texas barbeque!
Philip: Yeah? Well I had a bunch of hickory chips left over the other day, so I smoked up some good ol' kielbasa...
Jordan: That's not barbeque. The only real barbeque is brisket. And you have to use Mesquitte chips because it's a Texas tree. Not those hippy-liberal Hickory chips...
Philip: I wish you'd stop being a Texas Supremacist
Philip: Yeah? Well I had a bunch of hickory chips left over the other day, so I smoked up some good ol' kielbasa...
Jordan: That's not barbeque. The only real barbeque is brisket. And you have to use Mesquitte chips because it's a Texas tree. Not those hippy-liberal Hickory chips...
Philip: I wish you'd stop being a Texas Supremacist
by feetwasher June 24, 2010