Topete

The most perfect person ever created.

I don't believe in God, I believe in Topete.

by DavidQ June 24, 2010

Topete

Tends to be very often a family of bald headed people usually adopted/adapted from the dads side. Males usually are 99% bald except for some peach and skim hair. Very hairy otherwise

This person is such a Topete

This person is alright,he's a Topete

Mexican:origin
Very beaner,he's a Topete.

by Theodicy June 01, 2016

Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

by Topeted January 12, 2014

sebastian topete

A pussy who eats catfood, wants to smash addison rae, wears bryce hall's merch, has tatoo which says dixie(that pussy really has griffin's gf's name on him🤦 ♂️) felt like a boss bc he's member of clubhouse, but bryce showed that he's just a 🐈

Don't be like sebastian topete

by mrvancouver June 18, 2020

Marcos topete

He is very sexy . He is hella good at soccer . He pulls all the bitches and no bitch can't stand but to look at his sexiness. You probably don't know this cuz he looks like a dork most of the time and how he pulls bitches idk . But he's a good fighter mess with him and you will get ur ass beat

Marcos topete is a pimp

by Sexy daddy June 04, 2017