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Teng Pang Cheng 

Woah if u have this name congratulations my friend. People with this name is on the epitome of society, the sheer amount of charisma within him overflows.God and men tremble as he walks the face of earth. Women flock to him like iron shavings to a magnet. On a deeper note, he is handsum.

Truth to be told, the sun was created the other day when he snapped his fingers; the violent gales of nature appeared when he farted; the ocean came about when he drooled in his sleep and mountain ranges formed from his nail clippings.
Walao if only i was as awesome as Teng Pang Cheng my life would be complete
Teng Pang Cheng by HandsumBoi 99 November 21, 2021

a ching chong ming pong pang ling ling 

X: hey bro ur mom texted you
Y: what did she say?
X: a ching chong ming pong pang ling ling
Y: yeah right, gimme that
*sees text*
Y: wtf