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bonerometer
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The name for
your penis
when you
achieve a hard on right before a
rainstorm
.
Suzy says..."
Bobby
why is your
dick hard
?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain."
This is
my 'Bonerometer!'
by
markopoko
June 5, 2010
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