bugger crap

i came up with this when i was looking for a ball that i kicked into a hedge. i could see the ball so i swayed the hedge only to dislodge a bottle containing excrement and urine.

matt: oh shit a bottle of bugger crap just fell on me!
Luke: uh its smells bad
Matt: i can see little maggots in it!
Luke: how the hell did someone manage to crap into a bottle?

by Matthew T February 9, 2004