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Trostamon is a word you say when you are under surprise or shock. It could also be dropped into sentences to add effect to it, or a swear word. It was made when the word was accidently said instead of "Thomas the Tank Engine" by three twelve-year-olds.
Oh My Trostamon!
Trostamon off you Trostamon!
I got the most Trostamon song the other day!
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A sweetheart. You’ll probably never find or ever meet a Trostan in your life, but that’s why it’s so special when you meet one. They are down-to-earth and it may vary from every Trostan, but each has their own special trait that makes them indispensable. If you have a Trostan in your life, don’t ever lose them.
Trostan is one of the best people you can ever meet.
Trostan by Guinevieve June 8, 2023
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troastacon 

that is a serious piece of troastacon you've got there, john.
troastacon by sophizzleeee April 24, 2009
“You’re a Trostan, Larry.”
Trostan by Smith dux Wurd May 24, 2018

tostimonarch 

Iemand die een broodje met kaas, of een verwarmd broodje met kaas wel lust, maar geen tosti.
Wil je een tosti? Nee, dat lust ik niet. Maar wel een normaal broodje met kaas. Ben je een tostimonarch?
tostimonarch by Blackestflames January 25, 2016

Tortamonger

Someone who uses their immense physical presence to intimidate others.

ALTERNATIVELY: a two-seater seaplane.
That dude really scares me.

He ain’t shit, he’s just a tortamonger!
Tortamonger by fiskfull March 1, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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