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Texas Meatslap

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The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.
Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.
Texas Meatslap by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014
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meatslam • MeatSlanger • Calamari Meatslap • Texas Meatslap

meatslap 

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meatslap 

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To hit another with ones grandiose wang.
Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.
meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003
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Calamari Meatslap 

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The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.
Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...
Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013
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MeatSlanger 

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A man who has sex with lots of women and stays single while doing so
Tiger Woods would be a MeatSlanger if he wasn't married.
MeatSlanger by Leventay July 5, 2010
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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