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BROstraction

A distraction either caused by a bro or done to mock a bro.

Occasionally used in beer pong when one team needs to distract the other team
Dude we're getting killed at bp here, we really need a brostraction right about now.

I'm getting really brostracted by the gayness of that bro over there
BROstraction by whitesnake3 February 17, 2010

brastration 

(noun): the feeling of being upset or annoyed, because of the inability to unhook your girl's bra in the heat of things..
Every time i try to have sex with my girlfriend, i end up suffering from brastration as she wears hard to remove bras
brastration by SirLV March 11, 2015

Brosterbation 

When you are missing your bro or homeboy. So you master-bate to their image or think about them.
Bro:1 I miss bro 3
Bro:2 ya I miss him too that's why I was totally brosterbating to him last night
Bro:1 I wonder if he's brosterbating to us right now
Bro:2 I hope so

(brosterbation)
Brosterbation by Bro:3 October 21, 2011

Brosturdation

Going out with your bro to movies or restaurant because there is no chick willing to go with you.
Dude, you should stop that brosturdation and rather ask some girl out.
Brosturdation by Darezu June 21, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026