wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way
What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.
by i rock :P May 2, 2010
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Wonkatated - to be totally BENT! a loser when you sleep with someone ugly; a loser or poor
Elissa: Dude did you sleep with Mr.Parish?

Lucy: Yeah?

Elissa: YOU'RE WONKAAAATATTED

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Lucy: Do you have an iphone?

Elissa: No?

Lucy: Fucking wonkatated

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Elissa: Babe my K hole last night was so wonkatated

Lucy: same I ended up sucking my uber drivers dick
by WillyW0nkatated July 12, 2018
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Wonkatitis or wonkatated is the act of being or looking weird in some way
Wow that wombat’s eyes look wonkatated

I think I’ve got wonkatitis
by Tozza February 25, 2018
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