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Slutyard 

Slutyard: Popularized in Australia in the year 2009. An outdoor area or yard at (usually) a private residence on which a person, male or female, of a whorish or slutty nature solicits services of a sexual nature, often for a nominal and affordable fee. These services are often involving acts which are obscene and vulgar to most modest individuals, and persons walking or driving past said slutyard are typically shocked and disgusted at what is seen. "Slutyard" can be simplified to mean a whore or man-whore who is slutty in a gross and public type of way. Besides a noun used solely to define a 'thing', the term "Slutyard" can also be used as an insult - see the below examples.
Slutyard - "On my way home, I went past McLovin's (name changed for obvious reasons) Slutyard and was absolutely disgusted by the depravity and nastiness that I saw coming out of there!"

Slutyard - "Hey, I heard that there was a party on this weekend down at the Slutyard."

Slutyard - "You know that girl that I got introduced to? She turned out to be a real Slutyard ho!"
Slutyard by Zenkick April 30, 2010
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slutarded 

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.
She got syphillis from being so slutarded.
slutarded by FireBox June 27, 2006
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the infusion of the words "slut" and "retard". A "slutard" is a retarded slut, or a slut retard.
Hey bizzatch! You're a slutard!

Look at that slutard!

You're dumber than a slutard!

Are you slow? Or just slutarded?
slutard by aok May 1, 2006

slutgarden 

A hang out place, where sluts go to hang out and do slutty things - usually with their boyfriends.
Omg, the cinemas was a total slutgarden today ~
slutgarden by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

sluttard 

a girl or guy who possesses the qualities of both: 1)a total slut and 2) the cognitive ability of a mongoloid monstertard
"tevs, natch i'm going to the party," uttered the sluttard
sluttard by pollen June 2, 2007

slutgarden 

a V.I.P. lounge for sluts who only aim to seduce the lesser population blessed with an IQ of more than a stick.
Slut: hey, wanna plant your seed in the slutgarden?

Man: of course, Miss. just let me finish this paper on Metaphysics.
slutgarden by JudithMarie January 13, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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