dumpiphany 

The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.

"Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus."

"Possibly, but... wait, what? You ... OHHHHHHHHH!" (sound of a dumpiphany)

dumpiphany by Bass Hero April 26, 2010

Dumbpiphany 

The realization that the reason an entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.

Credit to Zach Weiner of the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic (SMBC).

Brenda: Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus.

Alex: Possibly, but...wait, what? You...OHHHHHHHHH!

(Alex has had a dumbpiphany.)

Dumbpiphany by Tiggar April 26, 2010

depiphany 

An epiphany, which you instantly forget.

Jane, I have an life-changing notion!

What?

Uhhh... Crap.

Nice depiphany, spamtard.

depiphany by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008

depiphany 

The opposite of an epiphany. It's where instead of you suddenly realizing something, you continually feel more and more lost and further away from knowing what you thought you knew.

Chen had a depiphany during math class, when he failed a test he thought he aced, and as the teacher went over the test, he kept feeling more and more confused with what he thought he had figured out.

depiphany by castellanos 510 March 9, 2009

Dumbpiphany 

Dumbpiphany: The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot

Dumbpiphany first used in a comic on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Dumbpiphany by God your a dumbass April 27, 2010

Dumbpiphany 

The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is because you're talking to an idiot.

"Of course, much of Kierkegaard's Religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus"
"Possibly, but... wait, what? You... Ohhhhhhhhh, I just had a Dumbpiphany"

Dumbpiphany by Darkara42 April 26, 2010

depiphany 

an epiphany that has been forgotten.

"I just had the most brilliant idea ever!"
"What?"
"I forget."
"You had another depiphany?"

depiphany by sammy codd October 13, 2008