When you're a youngin and your asshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then bitches and complains if you can't hold the flashlight completely steady.
Father: Son get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.
19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.
*8yr old son runs over*
Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*
*19yr old son walks away chuckling*
19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.
*8yr old son runs over*
Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*
*19yr old son walks away chuckling*
by cool cool. April 16, 2010