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nuttshot 

item shot or thrown at the testicles with a correct hit.

This is most in common at dodgeball and the FPS "Combat Arms"(Awesome hacker tea party! ^^).
person 1 runs around.
Person 2 shoots the F***-ing testicles from person 1.

*random guy laughing*
*2 nutts with 1 broken appears on the screen saying NUTTSHOT*

person 1 cries like a baby on the floor while grabbing his "balls" and (rofcol) Rolling on Floor Crying on loud.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nutshot Compilation

A video intended to be funny, where a man I hit in the nuts with basketball shorts on.

mermaid nutshot 

A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.
Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.
the art of shooting ones enemies in the testicles. and/or the only vunerability is being shot in the testicles.
"Hey, i emptied a clip into you and u didnt die fkn cheater!" -reply "u have to shoot me in the nuts, its the only place im vunerable"
nutshot by saintjon August 28, 2004

gettysburg adress nutshot 

a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.

two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.

its very painful
Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026