adj. - favored by fortune, while pretending it was misfortune.
Stemming from the utter joy a one experiences when one "losses" an unborn bastard without having to straight up abort it; especially if the child-factory was refusing to having an
abortion.
Often used to sarcastically describe something that is good for you and your boy but
bad for someone neither of you give a rats
ass about.
Ajit: "
Dude, I think that frat kid left his
bud at my house after hogging last
night."
Evan: "Geesh, that's so abortionate."