Jizzy-run

The post-coital dash to the nearest bathroom or paper towel suppository for general clean-up. Esp. where one lacks the foresight to store a Jizz Towel or other under the bed.

"Hey Stevo, Laura's dad totally busted me mid jizzy-run last night; I was sporting a semi and a handful of loo-roll. Talk about uncomfortable moments..."

Jizzy-run by sparky173 April 7, 2010

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jizz run

when you are jacking off and someone pulls into the driveway right as you are blowing a load

"dude i had to make a jizz run when my girlfriend pulled up last night!!"

"dude me to!!!"

jizz run by mr_kirch February 28, 2008

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Related Words

Jizzy-run • jizz run • Jizz 'N' Run • Run and Jizz • Jizzy • jizzy blizzard • Jizzy Queef • Jizzy-dick • Jizzy Gillespie • jizzy glizzy

Jizz 'N' Run

When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.

Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!

Jizz 'N' Run by Jacob/Gaurav March 16, 2008

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Run and Jizz

The act of doing a full out sprint into a crowd of people while you masturbate onto poor defenseless people.

I saw my brother run and jizz at the football meet yesterday.

Run and Jizz by Dr. I Know Things December 4, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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