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Blumpkman
This is similar to the Blumpkinonly far nastier. This is when a male blows another male while they are taking a shit in an out house located at a construction site. There a are few requirements here in that the person receiving the BJ must be a construction worker. The porta potty has to have been onsite for no less than three weeks. The ambient outside temperature
must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj.
The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.
must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj.
The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.
Dude, I had to take a crazy shit during my afternoon work break. Two dudes showed up and gave me a Blumpkman while I was in the outhouse. I am so relaxed now but I feel like I need to take a shower.
Blumpkman by Tom Outhouse February 24, 2020
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
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