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Steining 

the act of masturbating to your girlfriend sitting on the toilet after Red Lobster's Crabfest with a manikin's hand wedged up your ass
Example 1: yo have you guys seen my manikin anywhere...? we just got back from the Lobster and my girlfriend is about to shit her pants

Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask

Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp
Steining by Parnarsus October 31, 2013

Steining 

The act of farting into a ceramic cup, mug or vase to produce a hilarious muffled farting sound.
I love steining into mugs!
Steining by Joe Pirelli December 21, 2007

Steining 

When your friends get together and play rock band while making up many inside jokes that nobody would understand except for the people involved in the said; rock band game.
inside joke steining
Steining by Kingorange October 18, 2009

Steining 

You missed it man, Adam was Steining like a mother fucker hitting on that chick!
Steining by Tamsiin November 22, 2018

Steining 

To physically get smaller.

The loss of muscle, particularly in a short amount of time.

Perceived atrophy. To look smaller. To shrink.
“Dude, I haven’t been to the gym in a week! I feel like I’m steining away!”

“You used to be huge, but you’ve steined! What happened?”

“Bruh, keep up with the macros or you’ll just stein.”
Steining by springs_junction February 9, 2024

Steining Out 

An activity regularly engaged in by one Josh Stein. In essence, when a particular situation presents itself, especially one of adverse circumstances, Josh begins to recklessly utilize profane and swing his arms with complete disregard for human safety. Furthermore, various sound effects and or hysterical laughing may accompany the aforementioned description. This event, while annoying, can be rather humorous and it is widely encouraged that if you bear witness to Mr. Stein while he is deeply involved in a Stein out, rag on him as much as possible.
*Jimbo, while in a drunken stupor,drops beer can at party and its contents covers Josh's pants and the floor*

Josh: WoOOOOoooOOooooooooaaaaHHHhaaaHHhh!!!! *flails arms wildly* JIMBO WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAVE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BEER ALL OVER MY GODDAMN PANTS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! wOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOaaaHHHhhhAAAA!!!!

Shwartz: HE'S STEINING OUT!

Jim: *proceeds to open another beer* Josh, shut the fuck up you goddamn spaz.
Steining Out by hfsiohgohg November 7, 2007