1. Totally and royally screwed.

2. The act of sexual intercourse.

Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.
Poff is so PHUCKED when you leave!!
by jdmjr March 20, 2008
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What happens after you pay to be in any event run by podium esports on iracing. Basically the same as being fucked... Just starting with the same letter of the alphabet as podium.
I paid 30 dollars to run in the podium reports Daytona 500 but the session timer ran out before the race was over and I got phucked.
by Thriller34 February 3, 2020
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The act of being unable to acquire a ticket to a Phish concert.
"Dude, the August 5th show in Berkeley was totally sold out, we're phucked!"
by Jeremiah Springfield April 4, 2010
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1. When a Philadelphia based sports team is screwed over in a game or during the season.

2. When a Philadelphia based sports team screws over another team in a game or during the season.
1. "That Pass Interference call was terrible! The Eagles/Soul were Phucked again!"

2. Due do an historic collapse, the 2007 New York Mets were Phucked at the end of the year because the Philadelphia Phillies pulled ahead of them in the NL East standings after the final game of the season.
by Matto67 October 8, 2007
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a homonym to the old school word "fuck" but refers to machine intercourse, instead of genital intercourse. The term is derived from a man named Chris who holds regular discussions called "phuckathons" in Sproul Plaza of UC Berkeley. It's part of an ongoing debate of whether it is better to live in harmony with the earth and someday dying or to live forever in cyberspace as a silicon being.
by Luman October 15, 2007
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the act of machine intercourse,
to have machine intercourse

She is phucking her cell phone.
by 3.14thagoras July 12, 2008
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