Beaver dammed
The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.
Beaver dammed by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012
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When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"
last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.
beaver dammed by dickfore. March 30, 2010
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beaver dammer
a term synonymous with "cock block" however only applying to women that prevent another woman from "scoring" with a target of intimate interest
"I was totally gonna go home with that guy till that beaver dammer screwed it up"
"i totally got beaver dammed by that slut!"
"i totally got beaver dammed by that slut!"
beaver dammer by sully401 July 7, 2009
Beaver Damned
A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.
Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.
Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.
Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.
Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.
I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.
or
Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.
or
Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.
Beaver Damned by teffie-phd April 29, 2010
beaver damned
It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.
He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!
beaver damned by carebear13 April 6, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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