self-fellating 

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.

People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."

self-fellating by A-lista March 28, 2010

Self-Fellating Fillicide 

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.

You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.

Self-Fellating Fillicide by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

Self Fellatio by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

self-fellatio 

The art of performing a blowjob upon ones-self.

Dude, that guy can suck his own dick!
He is a true master of self-fellatio.

self-fellatio by stranga614 January 4, 2012