Slexcon

The combination of the future. Consisting of Sex, sleep, and bacon. All better uses of the morning hours. See: Texts from last night on Facebook.

(919): Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

I would rather the slexcon in the morning than going to class or working.

Slexcon by HCO Slave. March 27, 2010

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sexconds

The amount of sex one has in seconds.

"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."

sexconds by jacktheripper2000 June 24, 2008

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Sexconds

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.

Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!

Sexconds by Sassqueengoddess2fab4u September 8, 2014

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Sexcon

A msn emoticon that represents or implies sexual meaning or a sexual image to the msn user. (a smiley licking lips in a perverted way)

January: Ew, that boy just sent me a sexcon!

Sexcon by Kang.aroo November 8, 2009

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Sleconds

The act of hooking up with someone, after they have already hooked up with someone else.

A shorter word for Sloppy Seconds

I don't care if I did get his sleconds, she was still hott

Sleconds by mason224 February 15, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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