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vegetable 

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.
What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.
vegetable by Fatass February 21, 2003

Vegetable 

Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.
Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.
Vegetable by Not a vegetable. August 16, 2009

Vegetable 

Trent tore his meniscus what a vegetable
Vegetable by GumpasaurusRex August 14, 2018

Vegetable 

an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents
so still not talking mr. smith? well we'll see how good you are at that once we've used...brocolie on you!muahaha!!
Vegetable by jagged rock.com April 3, 2005

Vegetable 

Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.
Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.
Vegetable by Gyjggihhmm August 11, 2017

Vegetable 

1. A type of plant that can be consumed. Vegetables contain many nutrients and vitamins.
2. A derogatory term for a disabled person.
1. Oranges have vitamin C, so remember to eat one to stay healthy.
2. What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
Vegetable by The Latino Sandal June 15, 2018