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Dickfunction 

When your dick functions differently than other depending on hardness or drunkenness
I had sex for so long last night that I think I have Dickfunction because it wouldn’t go down.
Dickfunction by Wilburyoung May 4, 2019

difinitions 

Difinitions are excluded for obvious reasons.
difinitions by Hercolena Oliver March 18, 2009

Urban Dickfinitions 

The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!

Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.

Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.
John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?

dihfinition

whats the dihfinition of "dih"
dihfinition by G1i February 13, 2026