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HOBOFISHBOWL

An alternative lifestyle to yolo.
Hold On Barf Ohhhhhh Fuck It Shit Happens Barf On White Linens

or Just FISBOWL
Him: yo man where you headed tonight?
Me: I dont know bro prolly gonna HOBOFISHBOWL it and see what happens

Jessica: We should get drunk tonight
Sally: FISHBOWL
HOBOFISHBOWL by Nortz the Snortz December 17, 2012

hobolishious 

Its when you start feeling that you are turning into a hobo in the left side of ur butt cheek.
Dude...I just had sex with a hobo and im starting to feel hobolishious!! DANG WUT DO I DO??!
hobolishious by ASHANTI JONES February 28, 2004

Hobofresh 

Hobofresh is the bum-like equivalent of hoodrich.
Yo dude that flannel got you lookin hobofresh
Hobofresh by NastyMcPhee December 21, 2010

Texas HotFlush

When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.
I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.

Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026