Vaga-berries 

When a women has Crabs.

Man 1: Yo, I'm so gonna bag tonight
Man 2: Not with her. She has them vaga-berries hidden in her bush. You're gonna get the mega itch

Vaga-berries by Mizuzuki March 23, 2010

vagberries 

A word used to trick someone into thinking you are going to tell them a secret, when in reality you replace the secret with this vulgar phrase.

Comes from greek root- Vagina: definition- unknown.

Kaitlin: Wanna hear a cool secret?
Evan: Sure thing!
Kaitlin: *gets close to ears... whispers* vagberries.
Evan: Huh??!?
Kaitlin: Jokes on you! Cool magic huh?

vagberries by CallipygousEvan September 5, 2006