a gay dwarf who works as a nun and a fake doctor and eats jew bagles for dinner with a side dish a purple platawarlus (a platapus and a walrus mixed) who ranges from colors to green to and purple and mostly hide in your closet and under your moms crack.
damon: you see that cackle dwarf???

chris: no but i saw him with arne last night

arne: that was a good hoe

chris: uuuum no comment
by CACKLE KIDS March 22, 2010
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