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Ninjizzled 

When your partner finishes you off causing you unknowingly to receive a surprise facial upon your own face.
Dude, I can't believe I got ninjizzled in the back of my car last night
Ninjizzled by TheFredShow December 18, 2016
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the stuff ninjas shoot out when they ejaculate.
the ninja shot his ninjiz all over that bitch.
ninjiz by juliana00 November 28, 2005

Nijizzle 

(n.) A variant of Ninjai.
Official Ninjizzle Crizzle.
Nijizzle by Anonymous September 7, 2003
To jizz on someone with such ninja stealth that they are unaware the act has even been performed
The ninjizm skills of master wang were astonishingly accurate
NINJIZM by Fuknuzallup December 16, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026