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ITWOTGP
Acronym standing for "In the words of the great philosopher"
Usually used when sarcastically and affectionately quoting a mutual acquaintance
Usually used when sarcastically and affectionately quoting a mutual acquaintance
ITWOTGP "......"
iTwods
This is a term for two people sharing ear buds, like conjoined twins, so that they can listen to the same iPod or other mp3 listening device. It is a little pejorative in that "twod" has a pronunciation that is closer to "twat" than "two". It can refer to douche-bags who are blocking your way because they are doing this. It can also refer to two people doing this in a sweet and "cutesie" manner, as when couples do it.
itwouldit
itwouldit is used for when irish cunts are suicidal for no reason and is acting like she didnt just scam you
"itwouldit make you not feel good if you used that knife instead of a razor"
"OMDS YOU CUNT STOP DRINKING ALL THE COUGH MEDICINE ITWOULDIT"
"itwouldit go see a therapy..."
"OMDS YOU CUNT STOP DRINKING ALL THE COUGH MEDICINE ITWOULDIT"
"itwouldit go see a therapy..."
itwouldit by Dippiosolosyourverse August 1, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026