Crock punch 

an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.

"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."

Crock punch by Hammable Lector March 10, 2010

Old Kennedy Cock Punch 

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.

Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

Old Kennedy Cock Punch by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

reverse cock punch 

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.

Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.

reverse cock punch by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 27, 2006

Norsworthy Cock Punch 

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.

Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"

Norsworthy Cock Punch by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010

cockney cock punch 

a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a cockney accent. Usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. The fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. Dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.

Why i oughta give him the old cockney cock punch!

cockney cock punch by Matt Abrams January 12, 2008

cock punch 

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

cock punch by Bob June 1, 2003

cock punch 

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"

Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.

cock punch by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006