The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA
LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some
little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as
the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.