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jaul jogba 

Jaul Jogba is the true name of football player “Paul Pogba”. Then “P”s are swapped with “J”s to signify his love for jogging and walking through games, and his lack of workrate. He is obese and lazy, and holds United back. He has a cult following called “Pogbasexual”s who back him regardless of form, club or national team. He is finished.
“Jaul Jogba leave my club

“United need to sell Jaul Jogba”

“-Reps Jogba”
jaul jogba by CarrickEra June 7, 2021
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The art of pulling at a soft penis in order to make it longer. Done over a long period of time.
"Dude why do you have to jaulk when I'm in the room with you!?"
Girl to Friend: "Man, he must jaulk!"
Jaulk by I Nevs Ix October 13, 2008
Spanish slang for house.
He said he had to go back to his jaulin.
jaulin by sandSStorm May 27, 2005
An eternal entity that travels through space and time and all adjacent dimensions to bring happiness to living humans on Earth.

A timeless, benevolent cosmic being that shows up in joyful, often mischievous forms to bring warmth, protection, and good vibes. A Jauliparn isn’t tied to one shape — its most famous avatar is Mr Carter Jackson the Cockapoo, a chaotic‑good, rainbow‑riding herald of happiness.
“That dog has pure Jauliparn energy.”
“I’m calling on the Jauliparn today — I need cosmic positivity.”
“This sunset feels like a Jauliparn manifestation.”
Jauliparn by Agore April 19, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026