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over a barrel 

Term used to describe being taken advantage of.For example if you are locked out of your house and need a locksmith to get you inside he can charge you what ever he wants and you have to pay,because you need to get up in your crib.Hence you are over a barrel gettin yo ass raped by this mother fucker.
I took my car into the shop today and the fuckin grease monkey had me over a barrel,cause I needed my ride to go pick up my ho.
over a barrel by car tv February 26, 2010
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Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

Bent over a barrel 

When a person is stripped naked and propped in the doggy-style position with their stomach resting on a barrel. This exposes their vagina or anus to allow for easy, unobstructed sexual penetration or rape. The victim often doesn't realize that they are in a compromised position until it is too late or they may have no other choice but to comply. Some may also enjoy the experience at first until they realize that there's no lube.
Chad: "How much are you paying for internet service?"
Jessica: "$150 per month"
Chad: "Damn! Your ISP has you bent over a barrel!"
Bent over a barrel by ITNerd July 10, 2021

tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel 

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026