green mind

Philippine slang for someone who thinks compulsively erotic thoughts; dirty minded; the tendency to give innocent phrases a sexual connotation.

Occasionally the use of the term "green minded" by Usonian English speakers (to mean "environmentally conscious") causes Pinoys great amusement.

WILLIAM: How long have you lived here?

ALFREDO: Ever since I came in the USA

WILLIAM: Dude, you had sex with the USA? Did she get pregnant?

ALFREDO: Aw, man, you have a green mind!

green mind by Abu Yahya February 22, 2010

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Green Mind

A concept about someone pondering on the environmental and ecological consequences of every action they or anyone takes.

Mathilda: Rachel, why does Josh ride a bike to school everyday?
Rachel: Because, he has a green mind. He is reducing his carbon footprint by not asking his mom to drive him to school.
Mathilda: That dude really cares about the environment.

Green Mind by Lighter_Waterfalls August 30, 2020

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Green Minded

Dirty minded.

Origin:
In tagalog, the word Green is "Berde", which sounds like "Birdie"(The common tagalog euphemism for a penis).

Royce: I nailed her in that interview!
Amanda: oh did you now? ;)
Royce: You're so green minded!

Green Minded by mr.platinum January 28, 2014

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Greek Mind Games

Normally used to describe a favour that is not actually a real favour. Someone who countlessly needs to remind you that they are looking out for you, when they are really not. The individual is more often than not Greek and extremely arrogant.

Human 1: Buddy(gino voice), you just dropped your five dollar bill on the floor.

Human 2: Oh, thanks dude, appreciate that.

Human 1: See what I do for you r'e, now your family can eat because of me.

Human 2: Fuck you jerk, don't play your Greek Mind Games with me.

Greek Mind Games by x1940coupex January 20, 2007

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greenfinder

A person attempting to find some 'green' or 'skunk' by phoning every dealer he has ever met because the area in which they live is a bit dry of gear.

"mate stop caining my phone credit on dealers you haven't spoken to for a year man, you're such a greenfinder...."

greenfinder by Jim February 17, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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